понедельник, 02 ноября 2015
текст песенки хдI’m the best Mathematician
I fucking Love Math, Algebra, Geometry-
Calculus, Differentials, and Trigonemetry.
I fucking murder Math, Every night in my basement. I got proof to deduce my Mathematical statements
Teacher put your chalk down, Students write your work out. I Murder Math every way, higher than Archimedes counts
I don’t call it Homework, I call it Homefun. Pythagorean Theorem.
My outcomes are awesome,
You’re the one with Math Problems
I murder math. (Isosceles Triangles)
Straight up murder math. (Theorems)
I stick a knife in math. (Square Roots)
Slit the throat of math.
29 Times 2 is 58. (Dumbass)
Callin out famous math geniuses to the decimal.
Compared to me, Every Mathematician’s infinitesimal.
Father of Computers was Charles Babbage.
Fucking Uninvent Computers,
I do your shit on an abacus.
Einstein while you’re here why don’t you stick to Science.
E equals MC Who Cares,
I’m a Math Lion.
Galileo, Galileo, Galileo. Figure it out.
Ya stole your shit from Euclid, I’ll Math yer fuckin’ teeth out.
Carl Freidrich Gauss,
You make me wanna Math Puke.
If you’re the Prince of Math, I’m the Motherfucking Archduke.
Pythagoras, Pascal, Gottfried von Liebniz
You dirty rascals can git down on deez nutz.
If Rene Descartes is the Father of Geometry,
I’m his fucking Math Dad On the Math Family Tree.
Everything’s Math to me, I’m a Math Monolith.
Every word in my mouth’s Math,
I'm a fuckin' Mathsmith!
I murder math. (Algebra II)
Straight up murder math. (Parallelograms)
I stick a knife in math. (Sine, Cosine and Tangent)
Slit the throat of math. (63 divided by 9 is 7)
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антистатика,
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